suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

lion:

me

lasagnanipples:

eudaemaniacal:

ALL HAIL MACBETH HAIL TO THEE THANE OF GLAMIS
ALL HAIL MACBETH HAIL TO THEE THANE OF CAWDOR
ALL HAIL MACBETH THOU SHALT BE KING HEREAFTER


what the fuck

lasagnanipples:

eudaemaniacal:

ALL HAIL MACBETH HAIL TO THEE THANE OF GLAMIS

ALL HAIL MACBETH HAIL TO THEE THANE OF CAWDOR

ALL HAIL MACBETH THOU SHALT BE KING HEREAFTER

what the fuck

odair:

how is any of this considered blogging

satanfictive:

there are serously people in this day and age who do Not Tip, they say “oh i don’t tip” like it’s a charming character trait. don’t talk to these people. dont look at them. these people should be required to tell their waitresses that they don’t tip before service starts. let the chips fall where they may

hate:

the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin

zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

gay8:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

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1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

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