he just became like 50% carrot
When it’s raining we’re basically all showering together
Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
you’re the kind of friend everyone needs
when i meet people who dont like birds
the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep
Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
how do extras in music videos get anything done instead of gaping at the artist the entire time?
My friend Mary was an extra on a Justin bieber music video and she kept hiding his water bottles to piss him off
Your friend mary is an inspiration to us all
i get so flustered whenever interviewers ask me ‘so why do you want to work here?’ because the first thing that pops into my head everytime is ‘i need your money to survive, you capitalist pig’ but thats not the appropriate answer
I’m literally crying