shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

unfollovving:

When it’s raining we’re basically all showering together

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

princeowl:

when i meet people who dont like birds

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human:

rights

pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US



The gif makes the post 666% better

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

skoeskebloesk:

angelskeepfalling:

skoeskebloesk:

how do extras in music videos get anything done instead of gaping at the artist the entire time?

My friend Mary was an extra on a Justin bieber music video and she kept hiding his water bottles to piss him off

Your friend mary is an inspiration to us all

clairvoyantsam:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

deathfrisbeeofbakerstreet:

Some fandoms are waiting for season 10, others for episode 10.

I love how people just
know

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amphetameme:

i get so flustered whenever interviewers ask me ‘so why do you want to work here?’ because the first thing that pops into my head everytime is ‘i need your money to survive, you capitalist pig’ but thats not the appropriate answer

acbranch:

I’m literally crying