committedfalpal:

This week’s Late Night Hashtag #Awkwarddate was pretty … awkward 

coccosmile:

"Ok, that’s a little strange"

"No, mate.That’s adorable"

Happy Easter :D

mandasaurkitten:

Sometimes Angelica did do some nice things.

mandasaurkitten:

Sometimes Angelica did do some nice things.

foreveralone-lyguy:

I’m not sure which is my favorite

foreveralone-lyguy:

I’m not sure which is my favorite

pinesollux:

when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”

worths:

dismalthinking:

humoring:

worths:

remember that episode of spongebob where they were delivering a pizza and when the customer didnt accept the pizza from spongebob he made spongebob cry and it pissed squidward off so squidward defended spongebob and threw the pizza in the customers face

remember how spongebob can drive a boulder but not a boat

Remember how spongebob can make a campfire underwater

remember how spongebob can lift patrick’s rock house but not a marshmallow

airportcarpets:

The time I asked Bryan Fuller to name one of Will’s dogs “Applesauce” and he obliged

masturbing:

I can’t walk 10 steps in school without getting pissed off by something or someone

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

homophobias:

youtube knows me so well

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